Question for the blog title: What are the sexiest animals on a farm?

Welcome one, welcome all, to the BAD JOKES OF THE DAY COMPETITION for the renowned Ba-dum-tsch Award!
This one evening events feature the most shunned comedians of them all!

Headlining the unsuspecting: Antonio the Upchuck-Inducing, Jokeman the Unfunny, and Yen the Bad Joke Master! (Vi the Violently Upsetting has been disqualified for placing too many innocents in drooling comatose with her soporific statements. Pei the Painful has likewise been sidelined due to Vi the Violently Upsetting's inability to type well in Chinese. Sorry, Vi and Pei!)

The Finalists:

5. Jokeman the Unfunny on race:
What do you call a black man who wears a new suit? (awkward silence) A defendant! Ahahaha... that's funny! Get it? No? What's with y'all? Oh man, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. Walks away.

4. Yen the Bad Joke Master on food:

Why did the tomato blush? (... oh, we've heard that one.) A: It saw the salad dressing! (PUNINTENDED! alert +1 for the bad pun)

3. Antonio the Upchuck-Inducing on Pokemon:
Why shouldn't you shower with Pokemon? (What?!) Because they'll Pickachu! (PUNINTENDED! alert! +1.4 for the TERRIBLE pun and inclusion of cartoons.)

2. Antonio the Upchuck-Inducing on food:
What type of bear doesn't have teeth? GUMMY BEARS! (Avoidance should be self-explanatory. NO ONE disses the gummy bear. NO ONE.)

1. Jokeman the Unfunny on O.J. Simpson:
Okay, so I'm going to tell some jokes. They're not going to be clean, but they'll be in good taste. Okay.... Why did O.J. Simpson get a tattoo of his wife on his points to his caboose ? (Insert crickets for five minutes and thirty-three seconds. Then, Vi: I don't know?) So he could beat her in prison! (Everyone: what? ... Resume cricket symphony )

The Ba-dum-tsch Award goes to Jokeman the Unfunny for his unfunny jokes! Of all the comedians in the world, not one of them has your skills! Keep up the work!

Want to read mine?
Q: Where did Superman open his restaurant?
A: On Lois Lane!
(insert forced laughter and people falling down) Ba-dum-tsch!




Rhyme of the day:
Ate too much to justify,
Heard too many jokes that made me cry.
Love my roomies 'til the day that I die,
Though if they say, "awww..." I'm gone--vamoose--good-bye!